SinfrasSinfras
Aa
  • Home
  • Diet
  • Gadgets
  • Sports
  • Education
  • Social Media
  • Clothing
  • News
  • Contact Us!
  • Privacy Policy
Reading: Please Select a Reason for Your Clothing Return
Share
Aa
SinfrasSinfras
Search
  • Home
  • Diet
  • Gadgets
  • Sports
  • Education
  • Social Media
  • Clothing
  • News
  • Contact Us!
  • Privacy Policy
Have an existing account? Sign In
Follow US
© 2022 Foxiz News Network. Ruby Design Company. All Rights Reserved.
Sinfras > Clothing > Please Select a Reason for Your Clothing Return
Clothing

Please Select a Reason for Your Clothing Return

Loknath Das
Last updated: 2017/07/21 at 12:05 PM
By Loknath Das 2 Min Read
Share

Unhappy with item color.

• Unhappy with item style.

• Happy with item color and style, but unhappy in general and projecting onto item.

Illustrations by Amy Hwang

• Happy with item color and style, but removing item required a warmup stretch, a can of WD-40, and a four-day juice cleanse.

• Item arrived defective.

• Item arrived defective at reproducing euphoric rush of purchasing item thirty-six hours ago.

• Not satisfied with size.

• Not satisfied with fit.

• Not satisfied with size or fit because accidentally purchased a ferret tunic.

• Size and fit perfectly fine, but still disappointed—perhaps because Todd was right: nothing is ever good enough for me.

• Item requires total overhaul of current Spanx inventory.

• Package arrived too late.

• Package arrived too early; startled by package.

• Item not as described.

• Item exactly as described, but purchased just for the colorful tissue paper.

• Drunk-ordered.

• Drunk now.

• Item either arrived damaged or is supposed to have these shoulder cutouts for some reason.

• Item too large.

• Item too small.

• Item somehow both too large and too small; designer appears unfamiliar with general shape of human-woman torso.

• Changed mind about item.

• Changed mind about item after accidentally lighting item a little bit on fire.

• Too flammable.

• Not flammable enough.

• Item clearly designed by someone who hates fabric and wants to make it suffer.

• Thought item was shirt; actually dress.

• Thought item was dress; actually replacement cover for ikea ektorp ottoman.

• Item no longer needed.

[Source”pcworld”]

Share this:

  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Tweet
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp
TAGGED: A, clothing, For, Please, reason, return, select, your
Loknath Das July 21, 2017
By Loknath Das
I am a blogger with the main motive of writing articles at my choice of level. I do love to write articles and keep my website updated regularly , if you love my article then be sure to share with your friends as they would love to read my article...
Previous Article Galaxy Note8 launch event date confirmed: August 23
Next Article CBSE to conduct UGC NET in November, there are no changes: HRD Ministry

Latest News

Top 5 Lifestyle Changes to Reduce Cancer Risk
Diet
Do Carbs Before Bed Help You Sleep?
Diet
The Importance of 24/7 Semi-Truck Roadside and Mobile Truck Repairs
News
The GeForce RTX 5080 GPU and Ryzen 9000 HX Series CPU of the Lenovo Legion Pro 7
Gadgets

Removed from reading list

Undo
Welcome Back!

Sign in to your account

Lost your password?